#BREAKINGNEWS: Goofy has beaten Ron DeSantis to death with a crowbar #Disney #Florida #news #goofy

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The Onion Reviews 'The Fast And The Furious'

The Onion Reviews 'The Fast And The Furious'

Female Competitive Drowner Explains Why Trans Athletes Should Not Compete In Competitive Drowning

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Farmer Caught Googling ‘What Is Corn’

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Americans Describe What It’s Like Surviving A Mass Shooting

#BREAKINGNEWS: Goofy has beaten Ron DeSantis to death with a crowbar #Disney #Florida #news #goofy

For Teacher Appreciation Week, Give Your Teacher A Pack Of Cigarettes!

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Demand Grows For Stricter Transit Regulations After Derailing Train Hits Airplane At 30,000 Feet

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