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The fancier it is the less I want it. | Jim Gaffigan

This may be the strangest office ever. | Jim Gaffigan

God would understand.| Jim Gaffigan

I did the Hot Pocket joke for years. Here's a clip from an extended cut on my new album THE PRISONER

How does that 3 day weekend feel now? | Jim Gaffigan

If I have to do this, so do you | Jim Gaffigan

Las Vegas is just different | Jim Gaffigan

Shampoo and conditioner should NOT be together. | Jim Gaffigan

Presidents have come a long way in the looks department. | Jim Gaffigan

Fighting solves nothing, except when you're good at it | Jim Gaffigan

Tomato Fights | Jim Gaffigan

A1 steak sauce is my go to. | Jim Gaffigan

It's been a tasty career. | Jim Gaffigan

Every Husband needs this app | Jim Gaffigan

I'd rather have the coat than the boat. | Jim Gaffigan

It's always Red Velvet | Jim Gaffigan

I didn't know open door meant wet bed. | Jim Gaffigan

Is there a 12 step program for gardening? Only half joking #gardenliving #harvest #gardenharvest

It's good medicine | Jim Gaffigan

I grew corn in sand 🌽

Water parks are fun, until they're not. | Jim Gaffigan

I guess I'll give my grammar skills a shot | Jim Gaffigan

I'm gonna need a day. | Jim Gaffigan

One sip of this and you're ready for the club! | Jim Gaffigan

Cleveland, would you consider a name change to this sandwich? | Jim Gaffigan

COMPLIANT HUSBAND - THE PRISONER (New Stand Up Clip

The Japanese literally make everything better. | Jim Gaffigan

Ever notice this about bikers? | Jim Gaffigan

The Olympics are here so I guess it's time to relearn the Metric system! | Jim Gaffigan

Hot Pockets (2024) - Extended Cut - Jim's Version - THE PRISONER (ALBUM ONLY)

It's the Fair, just throw everything in the fryer. | Jim Gaffigan

First Melon Harvest!! Cantaloupe, honey dew! That melon on breakfast buffets you never eat!

In a family of steps, moving sidewalks are the step kids | Jim Gaffigan

There was a time people found this entertaining | Jim Gaffigan

This is the most amazing harvest yet. Anyone help with identifying the variety. #gardenliving

Not like they're doing brain surgery | Jim Gaffigan

Babies that look like me | Jim Gaffigan

Expats in Asia | Jim Gaffigan

True crime always starts out perfectly | Jim Gaffigan

Genghis Khan was also a husband and dad - THE PRISONER

Now what am I gonna do? | Jim Gaffigan

Fancy Restaurant - THE PRISONER (ALBUM ONLY)

Running with the Bulls | Jim Gaffigan

ENT doctors must look at dentists and think.... | Jim Gaffigan

Holidays were meant for eating | Jim Gaffigan

There's never enough bartenders. | Jim Gaffigan

Dads on vacation | Jim Gaffigan

Here is the garden update you didn’t ask for. Wardrobe provided by @dukes_mayonnaise and @nyrangers

Whale dating must get awkward sometimes | Jim Gaffigan

PINECONES - THE PRISONER (album only release)