Adult Disney Woman
We all know one.
LYRICS:
She goes to the parks several times a year
She owns multiple varieties of Mickey Mouse ears
She’s ridden Big Thunder 900 hundred times
She always gets a fast pass to bypass the lines
Where does she get money to do this?
She should be broke by now!
But she’s unbothered by your judgements of her way of life
She’s eating massive turkey legs in Chip n Dale's Treehouse
She’s always plans to be there for several days
She swears that it’s a lifestyle, it’s not a phase
Cast members know her face and she knows all their names
She’s an Adult Disney Woman
She’s got a huge tattoo of Moana on her hip
Knows every Jungle Cruise ride joke and quip
One day her wedding will be "Little Mermaid" Theme
And the groom is just gonna have to be okay with that
She’s cultured thanks to EPCOT
She’s always DisneyBound
She’s first in line at the Rope Drop
And stays for every second of the Magic Hours
She’s got a reservation at Club 33
It’s not for a decade, she waits patiently
But for an earlier slot, she’d kill her family
She’s an Adult Disney Woman
"Please stand clear of the doors."
"Please stand clear of the doors."
"Please stand clear of the doors."
"Por favor, manténgase alejado de las puertas."
You might call it obsessive
She calls it living her truth
She knows the lyrics to every Alan Menken song
And considers Dole Whip to be a perfect food
When it’s time to leave she gets too depressed
Like "Beauty and the Beast," she wants to be their guest
Maybe she should start seeing a therapist?
She’s an Adult Disney Woman
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