Is there a 12 step program for gardening? Only half joking #gardenliving #harvest #gardenharvest

The fancier it is the less I want it. | Jim Gaffigan

This may be the strangest office ever. | Jim Gaffigan

God would understand.| Jim Gaffigan

I did the Hot Pocket joke for years. Here's a clip from an extended cut on my new album THE PRISONER

How does that 3 day weekend feel now? | Jim Gaffigan

If I have to do this, so do you | Jim Gaffigan

Las Vegas is just different | Jim Gaffigan

Shampoo and conditioner should NOT be together. | Jim Gaffigan

Presidents have come a long way in the looks department. | Jim Gaffigan

Fighting solves nothing, except when you're good at it | Jim Gaffigan

Tomato Fights | Jim Gaffigan

A1 steak sauce is my go to. | Jim Gaffigan

It's been a tasty career. | Jim Gaffigan

Every Husband needs this app | Jim Gaffigan

I'd rather have the coat than the boat. | Jim Gaffigan

It's always Red Velvet | Jim Gaffigan

I didn't know open door meant wet bed. | Jim Gaffigan

Is there a 12 step program for gardening? Only half joking #gardenliving #harvest #gardenharvest

It's good medicine | Jim Gaffigan

I grew corn in sand 🌽

Water parks are fun, until they're not. | Jim Gaffigan

I guess I'll give my grammar skills a shot | Jim Gaffigan

I'm gonna need a day. | Jim Gaffigan

One sip of this and you're ready for the club! | Jim Gaffigan