Somebody get this to Elon Musk! It's Billy Boogan sans his band the useta-coulds, singing his classic folk song about love, heartbreak, and the potential collapse of civilization due to AI. Check out Billy Boogan and the useta-coulds at Kix 66 and other fine establishments in Springfield, MO!
Lyrics -
She was a 10 times 2 on a well lit stage,
3 plus 4 plus half my age,
Blew a lot of money in the back of the bar,
Investing in our love, cause I thought it'd go far.
Our love got heavy and our love got hot,
Never left the boundaries of the parking lot,
She broke my heart in a Model 3,
Shoulda went for Diamond not Destiny...
Now I'm cryin' in a Tesla,
It's an autopilot lost love,
Gonna wipe my tears and charge up,
And show you what I'm made of,
Cryin' in a Tesla...
It was a Satruday night on a downtown eve,
I was hangin' out with my buddy Steve,
We took his Cybertruck out for a whirl,
Overcompensatin' for the pretty girls.
He took a chick home it was time to ball,
She whipped it out, ran away and screamed why so small,
She felt so sorry for the little guy,
Steve traded that truck for a Modey Y... (Y does this always happen to me?)
Still cryin' in a Tesla,
It's a full self drivin' lost love,
Gonna wipe my tears and charge up,
And show you what I'm made of,
Cryin' in a Tesla...
The robotic semiotics in this song are good,
I hope the humor's not lost and it's understood,
My intention is to make you laugh and contemplate,
I hope AI doesn't kill us and it's not to late...
To be cryin' in a Tesla,
Not tryin' to impress ya,
Tryin' to forget ya,
Wish I'd never met ya,
Cryin' in a Tesla...
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