Star Wars - The Rise of Skywalker (PARODY)
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LYRICS
Rey, Rey, Rey
I grew up on some desert planet
Couldn’t hardly stand it
Life was pretty quiet
(At) least I got a cool accent
Just swapin’ stuff’ for portions, swap-swapin’ to eat
Gotta add a drop of water to it,
pop- it’s a bread thing
Live in a broken AT-AT
Feelin’ kinda lonely (wait)
‘Cept this ex-stormtrooper
(and) BB-8 kinda likes me
They want to get the droid, want, want to get the droid
We almost got destroyed, but we chose to avoid it, and
Jumped in the Falcon yeah
(Gonna put some miles on it)
Anywhere you want
(Gonna go freestyle on it)
Now I’m kinda angry, not happy at all
Cuz those guys just blew up Jakku!
Man, the dark side ain’t polite
Join the resistance, alright.
Lucky for you, I’m down to fight, I’m down to fight
It may turn out I’m a Jedi, yeah a Jedi
And the First Order you know
Built the Death Star 2 point 0
It might make everybody die, yea they’ll all die
Check out those lasers in the sky, up in the sky
Maybe we’ll get to meet Han Solo
Chewie with his crossbow
Buns run in the fam’ly
Well, if it turns out Leia’s my auntie
Figured out I’ve got the force and I should train now
We got no time for that- but I’ll figure it out
A lightsaber right there is (*yoda?)
Look at that, now I’m an heiress
Now it’s all getting clearer
Guess I’m a Disney Princess
Is it true?(Is it true?) Can it be? (Can it be?)
If it is (if it is) no dress for me, baby
Back to the Falcon now
(But no chance to fly on it)
Captured prisoner
(By this loser Kylo Ren)
Look into my mem’ry, that’s not cool at all
I’ll never give the map to you
Finn like a thief in the night
Rescued me- well, at least tried
Is this the guy I’m s’posed to like? Supposed to like?
Cuz honestly I would swipe right, I would swipe right----??
No time for romance tonight
We’ve got to get out alive
Speaking of that, hope Han’s alright, hope he’s alright
Hope his dumb son won’t let him die, won’t let him die
We knew it was about time
This hero’s a lady, hero’s a lady
Fight with me, fight with me, fight with me
Kylo gets left behind
Think about the, force, I can use it
Don’t need to train at all
Call me lazy, call me, call me lazy
(But) look what I can do
The force awakened tonight!
Daddy and daughter unite
I mean that theory’s not airtight, it’s not airtight
But probably, like, amirite? So am I right?
Luke, I could stand here all night
Just take the saber, alright?
Lead the resistance and we’ll fight, Yeah let’s go fight
Help me become a great jedi, the last jedi
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