The Slappable Jerk

That useless co-worker who makes twice your salary

You’re trying to enjoy the pool but you live in a gated community

The guy who thinks he’s the “personality hire” meets with his competition

You’re babysitting in a gated community

You’re sick with the flu but your boyfriend is a self-proclaimed “traditional man”

Finally convincing a friend to watch a movie they “had to watch”

You just want to buy a car but you have to sit through their “sales tactics”

You’re a woman who does any type of martial art

You just want to buy a truck but you have to put up with the dealer’s “sales tactics”

You’re trying to leave for a family vacation but your husband was raised by a “boy mom”

You’re watching a movie with someone who has no media literacy

You have a day off work but you’re dating a self-proclaimed “traditional man”

The guy at the company meeting who thinks he’s the “personality hire”

Your kid has a lemonade stand but you live in a gated community

Average Redditor goes to the doctor for a checkup

Those parents who practice “unschooling”

You return to the office after attending the (mandatory) Company Family Day

Male Karen freaks out at me for not putting away my shopping cart

Your manipulative husband (who cheated) gets you an apology gift

You come back to work after your first vacation in 5 years

How I think I sound telling a story versus How I actually sound

The guy who thinks he’s the “personality hire” dials in while on vacation

Couple traveling in Europe runs into that boomer who can’t find joy in anything

You’re dating a self-proclaimed “traditional man” who invites you to his grandma’s house

You’re traveling internationally and you run into the guy you can’t stand from back home

My traumatic experience/confrontation on a flight (I won 🙏)

Your boss finds you eating lunch in your car

The guy who thinks he’s the “personality hire” announces he’s going on vacation

The Average Redditor: Origins

That toxic couple that has no shame arguing in front of other people

You’re going on a date with a self-proclaimed “traditional man”

Toxic age-gap couple host a 4th of July “kickback”

The guy at the company meeting who thinks he’s the “personality hire”

You’re trying to celebrate the 4th of July with your son but you live in a gated community

The CEO (who has no idea how the company works) does a site visit

Grown-up iPad kids go to a restaurant

You live in a gated community and you’re holding a red solo cup

PSA: DO NOT TRUST ONLINE FOOD RECIPES!

The boyfriend who wants a “trad wife” (without being a traditional husband)

You’re a financial advisor for that boomer who thinks everyone is trying to swindle him

Those horrendously staged couples “prank” videos

You come back from the store and your man-child husband “helps” put away the groceries

You’re watching a movie with a friend who has zero media literacy

You work construction and took a job in a gated community

You work from home and your man-child husband revealed himself as a “prank” during a video call

My son is making a TERRIBLE mistake

Those videos of rich kids getting a DUI

You live in a gated community and you go on a walk at night

You won 1st at a marathon and your boyfriend tried to hug you BEFORE you crossed the finish line

Those parents in true crime documentaries whose kid is 100% guilty