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I explain all 13 Halloween movies while doing roleplay therapy

I explain all 12 Friday the 13th movies while hunted at a teen camp

I explain all 6 Scream movies while stalking my cameraman and attempting to go viral

I explain all 7 live-action Transformers movies while locked in a sentient Mazda

I found footage of me explaining all 7 Paranormal Activity movies while haunted

I explain all 5 The Purge movies so my patrons don't purge me

I explain all 6 Terminator movies after surviving a nuclear apocalypse

I explain all 9 Marvel Phase One movies and one-shots so I can get a bigger budget

I explain all 8 Leprechaun movies with a folk rock ballad for gold

I explain all 6 Sharknado movies while getting sucked into a beernado

I explain all 5 Indiana Jones movies while running from a boulder

I explain all 11 Hellraiser movies to resurrect my old camera guy from Hell

Goldeneye 007 Makes Me Do Crazy Things

Goodbye, Cracked

I explain all 4 American The Grudge movies so this dead ghost lady will get over it already

I explain all 8 Marvel Phase Two movies and one-shots so I can get an even bigger budget

I explain all 5 Mad Max movies as a war boy's blood bag